well, that was cheaper than a vasectomy
I really don’t understand why crotch shots are so entertaining to me
Unknown, Annette Kellerman
Annette motherfucking Kellerman: overcame childhood physical disabilities to become a professional swimmer, vaudeville and silent film star; first woman to wear a one-piece swimsuit (& consequently first to get arrested for it); first major actress to appear fully nude on camera; her water ballets are considered by many to have singlehandedly invented synchronized swimming; she dove into pools full of crocodiles and wrote aquatic fairy tales; a Harvard professor declared her “the perfect woman” for her measurements matched those of Venus de Milo.
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INVOLVING GRAMMAR
AND PUNCTUATION.BY ERIC K. AULD
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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation…
Hey crew! People are posting this on tumblr, if only they knew how crazy the author is
CoJack this would look great in you and the Boy Scout’s place. xxoo Arab
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